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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef :-D"

"What is amnesia? Is it: A) memory loss A) memory loss Or 3) The Battle of Hastings"

"I like my women like I like my coffee.... Black and full of semen."

"I once lost my thesaurus... and I couldn't find the words to describe how upset I was."

"It's pancake day already? That sure creped up fast."

"An ESL student accidentally bought a middle Engish dictionary... ...and hath furnished many a quipster and baffoon with merriment and jocularity"

"My downstairs neighbor thinks I'm a little creepy and that I overstep my bounds. At least that's what she wrote in her diary."

"Boyfriend and Boy friend..... See that little space between the second one? Thats called the friend zone!"

"Did you hear about the cannibal who switched to Spam? He said it's the greatest thing since sliced Fred"

"What would aliens say if told that Earthlings shift clocks by an hour to fool themselves into thinking there's more sunlight"