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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? ...I don't pay 100$ to have a garbanzo bean on my face."

"So a seal walks into a club..."

"People can be so fucking rude when they catch you listening in on their conversation."

"Does anyone need an ark? I noah guy!"

"""Young man do you think you can handle a variety of work?"" ""I ought to be able to. I've had ten different jobs in four months."""

"A knock knock joke from Westeros Knock knock Who's there? Hodor. Hodor who? ...Hodor"

"A kiss makes my day Anal makes my hole weak"

"My brother got into a car accident today I asked where he got into the accident at and how he was doing. He said he got into the accident in Oklahoma and that he is doing OK."

"You burn more calories chasing after your cat than you get from eating it. It's the celery of pets."

"The worst part about being a pedophile is trying to fit in."