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Joke of the Day

"What did the skim milk say to the farmer I will never be whole again."

"*gets pulled over by police* *shows a little skin* Officer: ""Who's skin is that? Please step out of the vehicle sir."""

"A tip for Snowden. Apparently he is traveling all of the world but if you never want to appear in front of an American judge there is only one place to go... Guantanomo bay"

"Almost Is Never Enough Ariana Grande VINE Alyssa Light for link video : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjAa6GX8AXw"

"UPDATE: This year's most popular Halloween costume will be Slutty Chilean Miner."

"A soft taco moved to a bad neighborhood and when he went back to visit his old friends they didn't recognize him... Because he had turned into a hard taco! Hehehe"

"When life gives you lemons....a simple operation can give you melons. All the joke is in the title, so you can save that click."

"Life's a bitch, Because if it was a slut, It would be easy."

"Where do space monsters live? In far distant terror-tory."

"I invited a friend over after school. I told my mom he's my brother from another mother. My parents are now in the divorce process."