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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the new transgender operation? It's called a strapadictomy"
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"For those who know nothing of how to satisfy a woman: The G spot is located at the end of the word shopping."
"I accidentally dropped one of my husband's Viagra into my contact solution and now I'm cockeyed."
"What's the same between America and Jurassic Park They are both a experiment that ended badly."
"*girl smokes weed 1 time doesnt even get high* *spends next 3 days drawing mushrooms with highlighters*"
"Cat: I think i have a rash. Doctor Dog: WE SHOULD AMPUTATE YOUR HEAD"
"A gay black guy, a Jewish midget and a gypsy jump off the Empire State Building at the same time. Who hits the ground first? Who gives a shit?"
"Why do hunters close one eye before shooting? Because if they close the other, they can't see!"
"Today I saw a 'missing dog' post on the entrance door of a ... ... chinese restaurant."
"At the end of the day, life should ask us, Do you want to save the changes?'"