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Joke of the Day

"The best way to dry off a wet baby is to leave him in a jar of rice overnight."

"Even with 4 million subscribers, /r/jokes sounds like a big empty hall. I can hear jokes echoing again and again."

"Justin Bieber's career died for your sins."

"I hate looking for a job almost as much I hate not having a job almost as much as I hate working. It's complicated."

"Ever have sex while camping? It's intents"

"Do you believe in love at first site? A boy asked a girl: ""Do you believe in love at first site?"". The Girl replied, ""No"". The boy phewed and said: ""We should meet again then"". Ultimate Thug Life."

"What did the CEO of Reddit say to its users [Edit] Nothing"

"As a guy, wearing Crocs is a lot like getting a blowjob from another man... It feels great until you look down and realize you're a homo."

"Matt Schaub and Eli Manning walk into a bar. What happened? They order a beer sampler and the bartender tells them to pick 6."

"Q: Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens? - A: Because she wanted to mail a litter."