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Joke of the Day

"The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action."

"Millions of Thanksgiving turkeys recalled. It seems that someone forgot to butter their balls before they left the factory."

"Idea for dieting: Fridges with mirrors."

"What do you do to a dog that doesn't obey your commands? You kill it."

"Four ply humor. My wife asks me? I want a boob job. I told her, rub some toilet paper between your tits. You wipe your ass with it all the time. Look how big your ass is."

"I'm still a virgin because I'm waiting for someone special. I have a retard fetish."

"Why is it so hard to build a blonde snowman? Because you have to hollow out the head."

"Last week, I went to a convention of Women without legs. The place was literally crawling with pussies. (Heard Willie Nelson tell it)."

"Why isn't suntanning an Olympic sport? Because the best you can get is bronze."

"How long does the perfect job interview last? Exactly as long as a blowjob takes."