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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a black guy who discriminates against white people? A racist you racist."
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"If you're white, you should always get to go ahead first instead of the blacks. Is one of the first rules of chess."
"A man started telling a joke, but he started with the punch line... What did you expect?"
"The seven dwarfs were in the bath feeling happy. So Happy got out."
"My last girlfriend was a promiscuous impressionist. She did everybody."
"Ever see a plane flying toward the moon & it looks like it's gonna hit it & then it does & the oceans boil & wolves take over?"
"What would someone in the 13 hundreds say if you told them we fly in giant metal birds all around the world? You mean across?"
"All this talk about Trump hating immigrants... Yet he married two of them."
"I tried suing Amtrak for misplacing my luggage. I lost my case."
"Wordpress is shutting down? http://www.everydayfails.com/articles/wordpress-is-shutting-down/"