170188

Joke of the Day

"What do you call a black guy who discriminates against white people? A racist you racist."

"My old roommate's bathroom was so dirty- -I had to clean the soap before using it. (Seriously.)"

"Invisibility You just don't see it these days"

"A brunette doing laundry asked her blonde friend to help her find a match for her sock. The blonde replied ''What for? Are you going to set it on fire!''"

"Out of all the lies I've ever told, ""Just kidding"" is my favourite."

"Policeman: Why are you driving that car in circles? Driver: I was just going for a little spin."

"I once took a ski away from an Eskimo... Then he dressed in black and got real depressed"

"My doctor told me that I have syphillis, gonnorhea and chlamydia. On the positive side... HIV."

"What do you call a rapping egg? Over-easy E"

"Karma's only a bitch if you are."