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Joke of the Day

"What do you call someone with no body and just a nose ? Nobody knows"

"This one needs your full participation! Say it out loud. Say the word ""silk"" 3 times Now, what do cows drink?"

"My friend told me this joke about a party host who made his guests line up for juice... I can't seem to remember the entire joke, but all I know is that there was a long punch line."

"I tried to stop cussing for like five months... But I said fuck it."

"Kids should think twice about threatening to run away from home. It only fills their parents with false hope."

"As you get older dating becomes a lot like Musical Chairs. The music stops, everyone sits down and you're left with the last idiot standing."

"What kind of rodent DDOS attacks Al Queda's Twitter account? An anonimouse"

"I popped my dad's viagra now I'm hard as a motherfucker"

"The baker wouldn't finish telling me how he makes bread. He said that information was on a knead-to-know basis."

"Where did the Indian buy his sandwiches? The New Dehli"