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Joke of the Day

"Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to the retards house. **knock knock"

"I told my friend that playing with money was not funny, He told me that I had no cents of humor."

"Why did I leave my grades at the orphanage? I couldn't raise them"

"If the cup is only half full, I suggest you buy a smaller bra"

"What's the easiest sport to get into? Limbo. They don't set the bar very high."

"What's the difference between a seagull and a baby? The seagull flits along the shore, the baby shits along the floor."

"I heading to the beach and i'm going to sneak up from behind annoying couples who are watching the sunset, and pee all over them"

"One women's ""oh hell no that's gross"" is another women's ""oh please do that again""."

"What type of gum does a Buddhist perfer? Enlightenmint! More Gum Jokes!"

"Laundry is racist!! Must separate the whites from the colors!! No delicates allowed? Oh, whites get HOT water, everyone else gets cold!"