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Joke of the Day
"What is the Blood Alcohol Concentration that makes most people avoid main roads? Backstreets BAC"
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"My grandfather died in a concentration camp in Nazi Germany... ... he fell from a watchtower when he got drunk again."
"What's the hardest part about rollerblading? ...telling your dad you're gay"
"A joke my sister told me. Q: how does a black woman prevent crime? A: she has an abortion"
"Me: Heeeeyyyyyy Judy, good morning! *scratches Judy's back, wiping off my Cheeto fingers* Judy: Hi!!! How are y..... Me: *walks away*"
"How did Jared Fogle lose so much weight? because he chose from the kids menu"
"Joke What's the difference between a dick and an ass? I don't know, but your mom seems to enjoy the combination of both."
"What do you call an anorexic lady with a yeast infection? A Quarter Ponder with Cheese."
"Fighting dumb people with irony is like throwing stones at tanks. You can do that, but you achieve nothing from it."
"My son wants a new iPhone for Christmas and I'm having fond memories of when he couldn't talk."