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Joke of the Day
"When you give a wet-willy in a pool... It's just a willy."
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"Definition of circlejerk circlejerk: What comes around goes around."
"Guys I have to work a total of like 18 hours today. Someone hold me. Under water."
"How much jizz does a gay dude have? A buttload"
"How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You Poke-m-on"
"Why don't blind people like skydiving? It scares the crap out of the dog."
"If by ""fetching"" you mean ""looks like I was dragged from the woods by a dog"" then yes I look fetching."
"Wouldst the genuine Slim Shady kindly arise?"
"Nobody really dates anymore. You just make eye contact, text, hang out, and next thing you know all her clothes are in your closet...."