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Joke of the Day
"What's worse than a chauvinist man? A woman who doesn't know her place."
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"The Darkest Joke What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? ... A baby in two dumpsters."
"Somewhere along the way, I stopped trying to gain friends,,and just started enjoying reading and writing posts."
"A skeleton goes to the bar and says ""Can I have a pint and a mop..."""
"When I was young I did stupid things because I didn't know any better. Now I know better and do stupid things because I miss being young."
"Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark? Because black people can't swim."
"What is Jesus' favorite gun? ... a nail gun!"
"[Sees restaurant is packed] *Pays hostess $20 to read note* ""Attn patrons there is a vintage yard sale across the street"" *Hipsters clear*"
"I'd say I'm a down to earth guy... but that's mostly because of gravity..."
"here is a joke said no german ever"