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Joke of the Day

"Historians say teenagers in medieval times would send an average of 180 tiny scrolls by raven per day"

"So they've announced Taken 3..... So they've announced that they're making a Taken 3. I'm starting to think that Liam Neeson's very particular set of skills are a bit shit!"

"I'm going to start a business in India, but have technical support staff in Boston. See how those fuckers like it."

"I'm not racist.. Racism is a crime. Only black people commit crimes."

"He who fights with lobsters must take care not to become a lobster. For when you gaze long into the bisque, the bisque also gazes into you."

"Why are black people so fast? Because all the slow ones are in prison"

"Don't be racist. It doesn't matter if you're black, asian or normal!"

"How much time does a black woman takes to take out the trash? 9 months"

"Where do kids with ADHD go for the summer? Concentration camp."

"Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat."