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Joke of the Day

"Historians say teenagers in medieval times would send an average of 180 tiny scrolls by raven per day"

"What do you call a group of paralyzed hippies? Organic Vegetables."

"What does a Jewish guy say when he's making eggs? I-fry-em"

"Mothers with teenagers know why animals eat their young."

"My flight doesn't have wifi so I'm just gonna hit the call button and tell the flight attendant every time I think of something amusing."

"I wish I could go like Saddam Hussein did. Hanging out with his people"

"""Knock knock"" ""Who's there?"" ""Dave"" ""Dave who?"" Dave had to hold back tears as he realised his mother's Alzheimer's is getting worse"

"I sooo did not want to go on a run today but those cops came out of nowhere."

"Some say youth is wasted on the young, I say wealth is wasted on the old. Also Oxycontin."

"Fun Prank: 1.) Buy 35 coats 2.) Goto the movie theatre 3.) Put a coat on every chair in the row 4.) Relax"