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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the helicopter that crashed in the graveyard? So far the police have found over 300 dead bodies."

"Cow tipping is a myth. Cattle are horrible tippers. They rarely leave 10%, even for adequate service."

"The vet told me ""I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to put your dog down..."" ""Oh God!"" I said. ""WHY?!"" ""Because my arms are getting tired."" he said."

"What was Hitler's favorite breakfast cereal? Reich Crispies."

"Frozen Joke Q: Why can't Elsa hold a balloon? A: Because she might Let it Go"

"What do you do if your GF is having siezures in the bathtub? Throw in your laundry."

"Did you hear the one about the 2 gay ghosts? They kept giving each other the willies!"

"Why did the monks go to the casino? Tibet."

"A man has been found guilty of overusing commas The judge warned him to expect a very long sentence."

"Knock Knock Who's there ? Colin ! Colin who ? Colin all cars Colin all cars !"