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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the helicopter that crashed in the graveyard? So far the police have found over 300 dead bodies."

"The say the job market isn't good for an English Major... ...but hey, at least you're still higher than a captain."

"So I went to an Ethiopian restaurant last week... and I am still waiting for the food."

"How did King George view the colonists? He thought they were revolting"

"Why must you be religious to join the Navy? Because it's a place of war ship."

"I remember back when I had to charge my Nokia 8210 once every 96 days. My iPhone lost 4% just typing this tweet."

"I'm black, and I really hate it when my white friend doesn't answer my calls. I guess some old habits never die... White man always leavin' me hanging"

"why are the fish taco and chicken taco always friends? Cause there's no beef"

"Hillary's so crooked... she needs a Kaine for support."

"Did you hear about the 80 pound midget with 40 pound balls? They say he was half nuts."