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Joke of the Day

"Where do holy men sleep? Monk beds."

"Chewbacca Twat If Chewbacca had a Twatt would it be considered a Chwat?"

"Is it hot in here, or is it just me? - Joan of Arc"

"Why get thinner when you can get more dinner?"

"What's the difference between a Mexican and a computer? You only have to punch the information into a computer once."

"Apparently, In Sweden parents aren't allowed to spank their kids. Like that would bother me, I don't do foreplay."

"Imagine your relief if you had a dream your daughter was dating a DJ then woke up & remembered she was dating a ferris wheel operator."

"I heard hookers are now offering the ""Romney"" for $1,000. It includes every position."

"What's the difference between a New Yorker and a Canadian? A New Yorker takes the A train; a Canadian takes the train, eh."

"My dishwasher makes this loud rumbling sound... Strange thing is, it only seems to happen at night, when she's sleeping."