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Joke of the Day
"Texting while driving is incredibly stupid and dangerous. You're practically begging for typos."
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"What's that difference between a pun and a dad joke? Dad jokes are punnier."
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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Alvin ! Alvin who ! Alvin zis competition - just vait and see!"
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"*Brings Oreos to a Christmas cookie exchange*"
"My deaf girlfriend was talking in her sleep last night. She nearly took my fucking eye out."