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Joke of the Day

"My professor asked me to give an example of a word whose definition got reversed. I literally had no answer."

"the plot of hitman is that greg hitman is just trying to go about his day but wacky things always seem to happen when he's around!"

"My dad died in Auschwitz He was crushed by a man falling out of a guard tower."

"What do Asian people use as blindfolds? Shoe laces."

"5 out of 6 scientists say Russian Roulette is safe."

"If a mugger ever asks me to draw an uppercase cursive Q or he'll shoot, tell my family I died a hero... #hero #cootertales"

"Nothing says ""We have no faith in our own products"" like using a 16 year old girl in your anti-aging cream commercials."

"What kind of party do prisoners in jail like most of all. A going-away party."

"I hate the term ""Hipster"" It's too mainstream"

"Roses are red violets are blue celery is green bees are black and yellow please help me I can't stop pumpkins are orange satan is vermillion"