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Joke of the Day

"Women are good politicians... Because they know how to introduce bills in the house."

"Super convenient that my arms came with cup holders."

"I stepped on a grape once. It didn't scream, but it did let out a little whine."

"What's the difference between your dick and your money? I can find a lot of girls that'll blow your money."

"A man walks into a Doctor's office screaming, ""I'm a wigwam, I'm a TeePee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a TeePee!"" The Doctor Says, ""You're too Tense"""

"A man walks into a zoo. All he sees is a dog. What kind of zoo is it? A shit-zoo."

"One tectonic plate bumped into another and said..... ""Sorry, my fault."""

"Two flies are sitting on a piece of shit. One fly cuts a fart. The other one says, ""Hey! I'm eatin' here!"""

"I fucked a bitch at work today and guess what happened? Pet store fired me"

"My new Thai girlfriend said, ""A small penis shouldn't be a problem in a loving relationship"" I still wish she didn't have one."