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Joke of the Day
"What is it called when a Roman gets really sick? Chicken Pox Romana"
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"Another casualty of 2016... Ronda Rousey's MMA career"
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"New exercise regimen: I can only sit down when my toddler does. So far I've lost 17,000 pounds."
"Who you must not greet on a plane? HI Jack!"
"What do you call the man who proofread Hitler's speeches? The original grammar Nazi."
"My girlfriend asked me why we don't make love like they do in the movies.. So I ripped off her clothes, fucked her in the ass and came in her eye. I guess we don't watch the same movies."
"Circular arguments are such a waste of time... They are just pointless"