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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend text me ""lets watch Godzilla""........ I reply ""look at the mirror""!"
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"How many ""Mean Girls"" jokes is too many? The limit does not exist"
"What do you call someone who's studied Old Norse literature and become an expert. Well edda-cated."
"What's the difference between a pig and a ham sandwich? You can get a prosecutor to indict the ham sandwich."
"Why did the white bassist refuse to play the show? He had a bass only a brother could love."
"What did the Mexican detective say in England? I'm like Sherlock, holmes."
"Apparently the meteor passed within 17,000 miles of the planet last night. Nearly as far away as my wife parks from the kerb."
"Had an idea for a Scrabble like game where you can only use racial slurs as words. The object is to see who can out trump who."
"I will take your secret to the grave. Unless I'm drunk and revealing it will make me popular."
"How many frat boys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Four. One to change the bulb, three to stand around so he has someone to hi-five after."