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Joke of the Day

"Sometimes at the beach it's like ""gross, is that a condom?"" Yes. And it's staying on. Not looking to raise any shark children."

"What do ovens and oranges have in common? Jews ^^^^^get ^^^^^it? ^^^^^orange ^^^^^jews? ^^^^^I'll ^^^^^show ^^^^^myself ^^^^^out ^^^^^now"

"If girls were as nice to each other in real life as they are in Facebook comments, think how different the world would be."

"Why do Americans drink their tea cold? Because it takes too long to boil Boston Harbor."

"""Shit, I have to go."" - Yoda, Jedi Master Humorist, iChat"

"Where did the drug addict keep his food and dishes? The potry"

"Why was six afraid of seven? because seven was a sixoffender"

"How many Americans does it take to change a bulb? None, Mexicans do it for them."

"How do I feel about your goatee? I shave every part of my legs except the knees, how do you feel about that?"

"GEEK BOOTY CALL... CHARISMA Looks like somebody rolled a 20 on their Charisma check!"