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Joke of the Day
"The dishwasher is making a strange noise. Probably because she's outside shoveling the driveway."
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"How do you say ""constipated"" in German? Farfrompoopin'"
"Why is 7 afraid of 8? It's not, numbers don't have emotions."
"A squirrel needs about two pounds of acorns a week to survive. That's nuts!"
"Whats the difference between me and Jimmy Fallon? I can get through his opening monologue without laughing"
"Has anyone checked whether cows really have 4 stomachs? Because it kinda sounds like a lie a cow made up once to get more food"
"What is the most famous shark? William Sharkspeare!"
"Being Irish means getting rip-roaring drunk on special occasions. For example, when you celebrate dinner."
"Why is a banana the most attractive fruit? Everyone finds it a-peeling."
"What if the first tire-swing was left there as a warning to other tires?"