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Joke of the Day
"How do you get four old ladies to say the F word? Have the fifth one say.... BINGO!"
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"Why did Chewbacca cross the road? WWWRRRRRRGWWWRRRR!"
"dad, why does my cake say ""we dont want a talking cake"" ""its a long story son"""
"Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70? She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69."
"how is my dick like a diamond? its the hardest substance on earth, it can't be crushed, and every girl dreams of having it."
"What goes 99 clonk, 99 clonk, 99 clonk? A centipede with a wooden leg! *^^Joke ^^I ^^found ^^in ^^the ^^Tokyo ^^Ghoul ^^tag ^^on ^^Tumblr, ^^my ^^brother ^^loves ^^this ^^one!*"
"Security signs that begin with ""For your protection..."" essentially end with ""...we will restrict freedoms & invade privacy"""
"Tomato/tomahato, potato/potahto, pedestrian/victim. Who cares."
"Just saw a pirated movie On a scale of 1-10, I'd give a 3.14"
"NEED HELP I'm in a situation that could require me to pull out some good jokes when asked. I need to hear the best jokes on the internet. The dirtier the better. Thanks in advance"