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Joke of the Day
"Why does a dog lick his balls? Because he can't curve his paw into a little fist"
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"Where do Muslims go after their Friday prayer? To the Allahu Akbar"
"The reason cats are so pissy is they're God's perfect killing machines but they only weigh 8lbs and we keep picking them up and kissing them"
"What's the worst part about fuckin terrorists? Their hairy assholes..."
"Who said ""Shiver me timbers!"" on the ghost ship? The skeleton crew."
"Why did the fly fly? Because the spider spied her."
"What do a pair of briefs and a cheap hotel have in common? No ballroom."
"WebMD just diagnosed me as fergalicious"
"What's the difference between me and an egg? An egg gets laid."
"I took a biology exam the other day. The test asked me to list two things that are commonly found in cells. Apparently blacks and mexicans was not the right answer."