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Joke of the Day

"A recent study states that people should only shower every 3-4 days. ""Stop being an idiot,"" said one wife who lives in my house."

"I have a french gun for sale from WW1. In excellent condition. Never been used and only dropped once."

"My husband said he needs to have sex and now he is mad at me. Apparently, asking 'with each other' was the wrong response."

"Why did the Mexican try to wear his taco? He was dyslexic."

"I no longer see my wife and kids because of gambling. I won a shitload of money and moved to Spain."

"What do you call a hooker who doesn't use protection? NSFW"

"[taking my final breaths after a freak accident] Tell my family I totes love them *gasping for air* but like, roll your eyes real hard"

"Save yourself from a sexual harassment case. If a fellow employee asks, ""Do you know a place I can get Off?"". They may just need some bug spray."

"Did you hear about the three Mexicans who robbed a bank? One of them was captured but the other two vanished without a tres."

"Seven days without a joke makes one weak."