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Joke of the Day
"I sealed a fart in a jar for my wife to open because I know how to romance a lady."
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"So I was dating this girl with a lazy eye... It would have worked out, but I discovered she was seeing someone on the side"
"What's the difference between USB and USA? One connects to all your devices and access your data, one connects to all your devices and access your data."
"I am a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect."
"Sorry we don't serve time travelers here Two time travelers walk into a bar"
"I feel like I would enjoy getting out of bed more if I only had to do it like 3 times a week. This every day thing is overkill."
"If you enjoy being the 10,000th person to put your thumb into a hole, then bowling is for you."
"What do you call an African American astronaut? An astronaut you racist Jerk."
"What's red and black and screaming all over? Stevie Wonder when he answers the iron."
"Egg puns This eggcellent thread should have all the egg related yokes you can think of. Bring it on."