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Joke of the Day

"I hate roller coasters. They always have so much potential, then they go downhill."

"THE POWER OF NACHOS COMPELS YOU! THE POWER OF NACHOS COMPELS YOU!"

"Why did the ram run off the cliff? He didn't see the ewe turn."

"What are pigskins used for? Holding the pig together."

"How do you turn a duck into a blues singer? Leave it out in the sun until its Bill Withers"

"Got a big audition coming up that requires me to tell a good school appropriate joke. I have plenty of jokes, none of them school appropriate. I thought I'd come here for help."

"I am the Anti-Hammer. You can touch this. Go ahead. Touch it! ANTI-HAMMER TIME!"

"There are three types of people in the world Those who can count, and those who can't"

"""I just read last year 4,153,237 people got married. I don't want to start any trouble, but shouldn't that be an even number?"""

"A man went to a meeting for premature ejaculators anonymous but there was no one there, he came to early."