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Joke of the Day

"I like my coffee like I make my women. Hot, and bitter."

"With Zyan Malik leaving 1D.. *zyan malik or whatever leaves 1d. *Kayne West gets in. *kicks everyone out of the band. *there's room for only 1 direction homie. *it's West."

"What do you call the family members of the Force? Force-kin My friend made this up today while talking about Star Wars."

"Whats green and goes through walls? A frog if you throw it hard enough..."

"Why don't people from Yorkshire use deodorant? Because they have no pits."

"What does the window do when the sun shines on it? It gets Blinded I excuse myself out."

"Why is six scared of seven?... Because seven was registered as a six offender."

"How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only 2, but I don't know how they got in there"

"What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven."

"I don't care if Ernie and Bert are gay or not, but how do they afford that apartment? Do they even have jobs."