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Joke of the Day
"The best part of being married with kids is.....is.....umm.....Yeah."
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"Hey friend wanna hear a joke ? Another time."
"How does one respond to a black guy sending you a dick pic? TL;DR"
"I lost my teeth eating candy at the wrong time of day Just as her husband got home"
"Timmy was a chemist's son. But Timmy is no more. What Timmy thought was H2O was H2SO4."
"What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour? Leave it in the cow."
"Gotta love a dad joke Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies, No, just leave it in the carton!'"
"I bought a Lamborghini that tells dark jokes It goes from 0-100 real fast"
"How do you increase a pirates morale? mor ale"
"I hate how funerals are always at like 9 or 10am I'm not a mourning person."