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Joke of the Day

"I just saw the movie 50 Shades of gray You could say it had a huge climax."

"I put a picture of my friend with MS on my computer. It quit running"

"Give me your best 'Yo Momma' jokes. Yo momma's so fat, she wears a watch on each arm for different timezones! Yo momma's so fat, she is on BOTH sides of the family! EDIT: Grammar..."

"What's your New Year's resolution? Mines is still 1920x1080, unfortunately."

"Why'd the man buy a 30 pack of condoms instead of the 10 pack... So he'd get the best bang for his buck."

"I just heard the words ""she received an academic scholarship from the university of Alabama."" I never thought I'd hear ""academic scholarship"", ""university"" and ""Alabama"" in the same sentence."

"I wonder if my first cat appreciates being at least slightly immortalized in my passwords."

"Shopkeeper: Stop! you can't smoke here. Me: But I bought the it from your shop. Shopkeeper: We also sell condoms but that doesn't mean.. but you don't use them here!"

"Today has been approved by both my middle fingers."

"Why did you name your dog karma? She's a bitch."