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Joke of the Day

"White guys can't say the N word But they can say ""Won't happen again officer"" and ""Welcome home dad"""

"evanescence - noun: the process of vanishing or fading out of sight, memory, or existence. So that's what happened. Great band name, guys."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Biafra ! Biafra who ? Biafra'id be very afraid !"

"reminder that Pop Secret was initially very poorly translated in Japan, where it was called ""Deceptions of the Father"""

"I'm from the friendzone originally But now I live in the bae area."

"Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter? There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste."

"What are hurricanes with a central dense overcast over the eye called? -Hurricanes with cataracts"

"My ex texted ""You've got a friend in me. XoXo"". I thought she was being too nice until I realized that she was talking about my buddy Dave."

"You know Donald Trump isnt that bad When he pays $25 ~~for~~ to every Juan ~~on floor~~ ."

"What did the bunny say when he only had thistles to eat? Thistle have to do!"