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Joke of the Day

"White guys can't say the N word But they can say ""Won't happen again officer"" and ""Welcome home dad"""

"If you're going to a wedding this weekend and you see a random stranger dancing his nut off on the dance floor, I'm sorry, I lost a bet."

"had anyone heard of the new patriot themed beer. I heard it wasn't that good, it was A little flat."

"Where was Hitler sitting? Third from the Reich"

"If you had $1 for every time you've masturbated What color would your Bugatti be?"

"How was the red sea made? Over a very long period"

"What does the Pokemon dentist do? He takes a Pikachu teeth."

"What stopped the beaver's crime spree? The damming evidence"

"I was born pessimist My Blood Group is B negative"

"Why won't men perform oral on women the morning after sex? Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese sandwich?"