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Joke of the Day

"Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Claus, and unfortunately, so did my parents. #Christmas"

"Reddit is like my Mom If it sucked, I probably wouldn't be here."

"""We are going to Taiwan"" Juan: No, please don't!"

"I just quit my job, I couldn't work for my boss after what he said to me He told me that I was fired"

"'You never get anything right' complained the teacher. 'What kind of job do you think you'll get when you leave school ?' 'Well I want to be the weather girl on TV.'"

"Why do cows from the south make the best sandwiches? Because they are in bread."

"Why did the female pirate turn lesbian? Because she did not like sea-men."

"I really enjoyed reading the Diary of Anne Frank Although I was disappointed it ended rather abruptly"

"What's the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my dick in your ass."

"After getting off the ski lift, my mate said ""Let's go hit the slopes!"" I'm like, ""Why do you want to beat up those Japanese tourists?"""