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Joke of the Day
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black"
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"hello 911 ""whats your emergency"" there's someone in my home ""are you safe?"" it's a girl ""do you like her"" *starts twirling hair* I dont know"
"So prince is dead... Which means that half-way through the embalming process, he'll be a half-blood prince."
"My family tree is a cactus,,,,,, Yeah, we're mostly pricks."
"A man walks into a bakery right before closing time And asks, ""do you have any pita?"" The baker responds, ""no, there's naan left."""
"I never thought they would make another Jurassic Park... ...But sequels, uh, find a way."
"What did the leper say to the prostitute? keep the tip."
"Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him."
"I stopped going to my colorblind therapist. He could never tell when I was blue."
"If you watch COPS backwards it's just a bunch of people overcoming miraculous obstacles to win free drugs"