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Joke of the Day
"How do you know if somebody is a vegan? Don't worry, they'll fucking tell you."
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"Does Adam Sandler know that he's allowed to turn down movie roles?"
"How many skin divers does it take to circumcise a whale? 4 skin divers"
"If your wife is shouting Q: If your wife is shouting at the front door and your dog is barking at the back door, who do you let in first? A: The dog -- at least he'll quiet down after you let him in."
"My favorite drawings at the Mohammad cartoon festival in Texas... were the two chalk outlines out front."
"What is black, autist and takes about 9 months to grow. Non of your concern."
"Do you wanna know how to confuse a gay person? 7 ... It's a sign, you`re confused aren't you."
"I once left a love note on the wrong car, so yeah, you should totally trust me with important paperwork."
"the most challenging thing I've done all week is explain to a 4 year old where he was in photos taken 7 years ago"
"You remind me of a beautiful star in the night sky... You each have your own gravitational pull."