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Joke of the Day
"I always bring 2 pop tarts to work, so I can eat one now and the other one also now."
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"What's the best part about getting head from an infant? Watching the soft spot move."
"Women's soccer"
"Why aren't there many black baseball players Because they steal to many bases (I'm not racist it's just a joke don't be butthurt)"
"So how does this work now? Does General McChrystal have to give up his Foursquare ""Mayor specials"" in Kandahar?"
"When a homosexual man becomes brain dead, is he a fruit or a vegetable?"
"Why couldn't the glue hold the walls together? Because it wasn't ceiling."
"If you're looking to learn how to get rich, I recommend reading this book How to get rich, by Robin Banks."
"There's a bizarre irony to jokes about Ebola going viral."
"Take me down to Orion city... where the girls are green and the grass is pretty."