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Joke of the Day
"What time is it? **BOOM!**"
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"I went to the shop to buy eight legs of venison... But it was two deer."
"What's the difference between the England football team and a teabag? The teabag stays longer in the cup."
"Definition of a Masochist... *Definition of a Masochist:* ***""Beat me! Beat me!""*** *Definition of a Sadist:* ***""No!""***"
"What kind of beer does Hitler drink? Neinenkugel"
"Why did Helen Keller stop cleaning her dishes? She was running out of things to read."
"What's the difference between a pest and vermin? Walt Disney."
"Truth about atheists. They've got nothing on Jesus."
"What is the difference between quarter and the eighth. $50 bucks"
"Math, I'm not a therapist... ...Solve your own problems."