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Joke of the Day
"Stephen Hawking finally published his new book. It's about time."
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"How do you know the guy sucking your dick is gay? He's holding it with his pinky in the air."
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"What do you use when you have dry eyes? Moist-your-eyes-er"
"I wonder what part of the Constitution we'll all be fighting over today? I hope it's the preamble. That part's bullshit."
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"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flys like a banana."
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"I was born upside down My nose runs and my feet smell"