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Joke of the Day
"Whats the opposite of under? Der."
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"Pupil: The art teacher doesn't like what I'm making ? Dad: Why is that what are you making ? Pupil: Mistakes !"
"Tell me a joke. Make me laugh I need to hear a joke make me laugh please"
"What's the difference between arguing with a girl and arguing with a knife? The knife has a point"
"Why don't Dallas Cowboy fans take their wives to the football games? 'Cause they jump the fence and eat the grass."
"If you are having sex with two women and a third woman walks in, what do you have? Divorce proceedings, most likely"
"You wanna hear a joke? Me attempting to tell a funny joke."
"It's a bit drizzy out there... Expect a li'l wayne"
"I'd like to give it up to sidewalks for keeping me off the streets."
"What did C say to E? She wants the D."