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Joke of the Day
"Why don't kids like cheesy jokes? ... they're too mature for their taste"
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"Dude got his foot cut off, poor guy had to give up drinking milk. He lacked toes."
"What do you call a blonde in a BMW? Optional. (My manager from Croatia told me this during a shift)"
"Wrong hole! It's too tight! -me putting on my watch, you pervs"
"When the nun comes around to collect the offerings, I shell out a handful of change and a cucumber then give her a wink and a thumbs up."
"Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A Flat Miner."
"A cool thing about me is that I have 3 academic degrees and only several more dollars in the bank"
"What do Jaqen H'ghar from Game of Thrones and Christina Aguilera have in common? They both know ""what a girl wants"" and ""what a girl needs""."
"I hate it when people come in my house and say hey do you have a bathroom?NO we shit in the sink"
"When people see you as a competition, you already won."