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"How does good deodorant smell? Odorable."
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"[counseling] She gets angry a lot ""He took me camping and left me in the middle of nowhere"" YOU SAID YOU LIKED SURVIVOR, KAREN"
"What's 16 centimetres long and makes every girl happy? A 500 bill."
"If only success was measured by how self deprecating you could be... ...I'd still be below average."
"If I die, I'm gonna kill myself. I just couldn't live without me."
"Why did the trekkie spit out her latte at the Star Trek Convention? Cause William Shatner Coffee. hahahha"
"Microsoft skipped Windows 9 because 7, 8, 9"
"A man walks into a bar.... and says ouch!"
"How can you get 20 jews into a VW Beetle? Easy - just use the ashtray"
"Where do blind parrots go for treatment? The Birds Eye counter!"