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Joke of the Day

"What do gay horses eat? Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!"

"At first I wondered why the ball was getting closer. Then it hit me."

"*wears reindeer antlers* *innocently smiles* *bats eyelashes* *steals your wallet*"

"I was nervous leaving my ex in the backyard with my wife. I'll put a patio on them later."

"Yo mama is so fat that if she confronted a boggart it would morph into a treadmill."

"I'm glad to see Reddit is so environmentally friendly! Especially /r/jokes. They are full of recycled content!"

"if the waitress at this brunch doesn't give me the Mother's Day special then I shaved my legs and stole this baby for nothing"

"How do you make holy water? You just boil the hell out of it!"

"When your kid asks you (daddy is it time to go crazy?) you don't know what to say until you wife reply's (idk go ask you dad.) what do you say? My little joke"

"On a scale from 1 to 10... What is the age of Jerry Sandusky's boyfriend?"