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Joke of the Day
"Was Einstein's theory good? Relatively."
Next Joke
"House arrest? You mean permission to excuse myself from social interaction? Oh no, judge. Please don't."
"I offered a North Korean some freedom He said ""Im glad its free but what the hell is 'dom'"""
"*walks into bank dragging one of those giant checks behind me* *everyone claps & cheers* *hands check over to teller* Check is for $1.00"
"Japan Q : What do people in Japan call fat people ? A: ""Double Buddha"""
"My pet peeve: ketchup bottle precum"
"What did Jay say when Adnan opened the trunk? Hae girl Hae"
"I am on a seafood diet. Every time I see food, I eat it."
"It's weird how women are always wearing clothes. What are they trying to hide?"
"Why do porn sites have a share to Google plus button I don't want my friends to know I have Google plus"