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Joke of the Day
"How do you make a small fortune out of horses? Start off with a large fortune!"
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"What do you call a black guy and an indian guy flying a plane? Pilots.......you racist idiot."
"[phone rings] Mum: your grandad isn't well. I'm afraid he's on his deathbed Me: well tell him to get in a different bed then"
"When people say things like ""You can't change the past"" I can't help but wonder what it must be like to have that brilliant of a mind."
"I hate Ancient Greek History! Fuck the poleis!"
"Ghosts wear sheets because nobody's scared of sleeping bags."
"I have to find a new personal trainer. He didn't do squat(s)."
"Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? He was outstanding in his field."
"Why are there so many people in Ireland? Cos' they keep Dublin and Dublin and Dublin..."
"If they grew up in the same house and shared a pet, siblings have the same porn name and I think that's just SICK."