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Joke of the Day

"I bring my Epipen everywhere It's my greatest treasure. I think my friend really wanted me to have it. He gave it to me right before he died."

"Mad scientist- Checks for Labs Bartender- Checks for Tabs Boxer- Checks for Jabs Uber- Checks for Cabs Your back - Checks for Stabs"

"Since we're doing jokes we made up as kids, here's mine: What did the World Chess Champion ask Michael Jackson? Do you want to be black, or white?"

"Do you want to know that people care whether you're alive? Try missing a couple of payments."

"If Hooters had delivery, would they be called knockers?"

"Pay attention to your kids... Because one day he will stuff a sugar free gummy bear in your mouth that he rubbed on a cat."

"What's a pedos favourite key? A minor."

"Don't lie, steal, or cheat... The government hates competition."

"What do you call a group of Mexicans doing work? Manuel labour."

"I failed my Cultural Studies exam. The question was ""Describe the role that India plays in the modern world"". Apparently ""Tech Support"" is not the correct answer."