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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died? Because he just couldn't bereave it."
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"What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile."
"Why was John Lennon so ashy? Because he was cremated"
"What did Snoop say Dr. Dre while binge watching their favorite TV show? Are you ready for the next episode?"
"Good for you, the 3 people trying to keep MySpace alive. Good. For. You."
"I guess I didn't lobby hard enough to make extroduce the word of the year."
"[aliens talking] ""They call it a sel-fee"" A photograph of oneself? ""Sometimes several"" But why? ""We have one theory"" Go on ""They're idiots"""
"Redneck word of the day Rectum Ex. I had two good four wheelers but then I rectum."
"""Sorry"" seems to be the hardest word? There's ""Worcestershire,"" ""anemone"" & ""otorhinolaryngologist."" But whatever."
"People go to the bar hoping for two things...to get hammered or to get nailed."