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Joke of the Day

"Communist jokes are not funny... unless everyone gets them"

"The downside of having friends who love sarcasm and irony is that when we make plans I'm never entirely sure we really made plans."

"I hear it's snowing steadily in Istanbul... In fact, in Istanbul they can't stop the snowplow"

"Biography of a voyeur He came, he saw, he came"

"What do you call an obnoxious potato? A dictator."

"Why did Elvis' mom get mad when people called him ""Elvis the pelvis""? Because he had a brother named Enos."

"Smoking causes a huge financial burden that's shared by all of us, so it only makes sense that they get a bunch of extra five minute breaks."

"So a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, ""Why the long face?"" The horse replies, ""My wife is dying of terminal cancer."""

"After working retail I've discovered that there are two types of people in the world Those who can read signs, and customers."

"Anyone who doesn't believe in life after death has never walked away from a lousy job."