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Joke of the Day
"What does an angry pepper do? It gets jalepeno face."
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"I asked ny blind friend to read braille for me I guess every lego spells out ""fuck you dude""."
"A man gets the words ""I love you"" tattooed to his penis... He then goes home to his wife and his wife tells him: ""honey, stop trying to put words in my mouth."""
"She: 5 mins babe He: Ok *discovers a new planet* *travels to it* *discovers life* *returns back* He: Ready? She: 5 mins babe"
"My apartment was starting to smell bad so I bought myself a candle. It just makes scents."
"What's A Pirate's Favorite thing too do? Hook up"
"All dates are 'blind dates.' The biological structure of fruit plants do not allow eye growth, therefore rendering them incapable of sight."
"What did one snake say to another ? Hiss off !"
"Where did Napoleon keep his armies? In his sleevies."
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