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Joke of the Day

"Why do girls wear make up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink."

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"What do you do when you get into a fight with a group of clowns? Go for the juggler. This is my favorite joke that I have read on here."
"I was in the shower when I had a miscarriage. Worst baby shower ever."
"Reflection vs Refraction the point at which I realize how lucky I am to not have an Asian professor."
"I told a Chinese guy that they always smell like Chinese food. He said ""aw that's lo, mein."""
"Why can't a Blonde make Kool-Aid?? She can't fit the two cups of water into the tiny packet."
"What do you call a detective novel about eskimos? Whodinuit"
"Box of condoms = $6.99 Cashier's face when you ask where the fitting room is = Priceless"
"Chinese Proverb: Man who run infront of car get tired... Man who run behind car get exhausted"
"A Short Joke jk"