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Joke of the Day

"So you're the bitch that told that bitch that I'm a bitch. Well listen bitch, it takes a bitch to know a bitch. So who's the bitch now, bitch?"

"What is the premier dish in Israeli-Japanese cuisine? Jewshi"

"What is easy to get into, but hard to get out of? Addiction"

"Relationship status : Taken (for granted)"

"What dog has money? A bloodhound because he is always picking up scents (cents)."

"5-year-old: I'm supposed to find out more about my hero for school. Me: Aw, you came to me. 5: Yeah. Can you tell me more about Batman?"

"Pregnant wife: Are you going to be a good big sister? 3-year-old: Babies are jerks."

"Why should we make Gabe Newell president? There won't be any World War 3. \#gaben2k16"

"What do you call a naked old man crawling out of a coal mine? 50 shades of grey's anatomy"

"Twitter - to help future generations discover if there's ever been any mental illness in the family."