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"SACAJAWEA WAS THE ORIGINAL GOOGLE MAPS"

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"What's the difference between... deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are over a dollar; deer nuts are under a buck. (old but good)"
"My husband said I was passive aggressive so I punched him in the face and said well, you're half right."
"it must be confusing working at a mint when a power outage happens. because when it happens, everything stops making cents."
"pool party at my house, bring ur own pool"
"What does a black guy do after sex? 15 to life."
"What do you call ten white folks on a bench? The NBA"
"How does Alabama keep alcohol out of high school? Change the drinking age to 25"
"*text message* Cat: Slave, I'm missing a box. I had 2 & now I have 1. I blame the dogs. Find it. Me: but I'm at work. Cat: find it."
"What did the eye say to the other eye? Something smells between us."